Pun Demotivational Poster
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU
STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...
ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -
I HAVE NO LIFE - and I can PROVE it mathematically.
FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention
THE CIRCLE GAME -
Jeremy Clarkson -
PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.
LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.
FALCON PUNCH -
YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING - That Is So Cute You Just Have To Kick It?
THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"
PUNK IS NOT DEAD - it's just taking a nap
PUNS - we love to amuse ourselves don't we
UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!
FOR EVERY ACTION -
WISEMAN SAYS: - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
PROPER PUNCTUATION -
UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -
STEAMPUNK LAPTOP - Sure, you have to wind it up every two hours, but you don't have to worry about power surges!
THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly
SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it
BATMAN PUNCH -
RECYCLING - Saving the planet, one baddie at a time.
HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!
FALCON PUNCH! - Because "Golden Eagle Grabs Your Snout" just didn't have the same ring to it.
PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -
TO THE DOGHOUSE -
PARDON MY PUN -
OKAY... I GUESS PUNK IS DEAD - But what fun for future archaeologists!
FALCON PUNCH! - Oh wait - you're just a Hippie! Sorry, I mistook you for a REALLY ugly chick!
BAD PICK UP LINE -
STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on
*BOOP!* - +10 points
DEAD MAN WALKING -
"you are grounded!" -
THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -
PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.
PAD BUNS -
FALCON PUNCH - You're doing it wrong. Little lower next time.
MY LAPTOP - Steampunks your laptop.
YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.
PUNK RAT - No rules just kick ass rock !
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.
Slug Bug -
THE DWEMER DID IT RIGHT. -
ZOMBIE SHERLOCK HOLMES - aka The Inspectre
THE SWEET SCIENCE -
BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41
SPUNK - Well whaddaya know...there IS an "I" in "PARAPLEGIC"!
PUNK HAPPENED - Guys, please... Note the tense.
GROUNDHOG DAY -
STAR WARS - Close but.....
THE CHICKEN RUN -
IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?
INTERROGATION ROOM - The asked billy to spill his guts, Little did they know that he’d downed a case of beer earlier that day, So obliging to their request was no problem
YOUVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND -
OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.
STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..
CUBBY - Delivering the power of the Falcon-Punch
THE QUESTION - Do you feel lucky, steampunk?
STANDING OUT - When everyone tries to do it, no one does.
FUN WITH PUNS - There is nothing more terrifying... than a really horny Gorilla
DONKEY PUNCH - When life gets u down u punch the crap outta somebody..
PUNISHMENT - Like they didn't have it coming
Happy Empire Day -
PUNK ROCK -
ENDANGERED SPECIES - They are spoiled because Scientists panda to their every whim
GUITAR WOLF - Pray he doesn't catch you Texting during his show
FIRST IN SERVICE - Abort While You Wait!
NERDZ - They are coming...
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE -
FRY COOK GAMES -
HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN -
LEMMINGS DADDIO -
THE RIVERBOAT QUEEN -
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM -
THE GEOMETRIC LIMIT -
SUCH AN EASY TARGET -
UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.
MOTIFAKE APPROVAL QUEUE - The Mods. You don't want to step on their toes.
TIMMY - Safe for now
WHO NEEDS ARMIES -
STEAMPUNK BOBA FETT - Cool But not as cool as Wild West Boba Fett
FALCON PUNCH - The Solution to all your problems
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